Why did the flea go to gymnastics class? It wanted to learn the “flea flips” and “bugging out” routines!
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Why was the computer so shy? Because it had too many “hardware” issues to socialize effectively!
Why did the basketball refuse to share with the team? Because it wanted to be the “center” of attention!
Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the garden? Because he wanted to see the “highlights” without bending over!
What did one tomato say to the other tomato that was lagging behind? “Ketchup!”
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? Because he couldn’t see himself working there!
How does a mouse feel after a night of dancing? A little “cheesy” and ready to “mous-tango” again!
Why did the forgetful baker make cookies with memory foam? So they’d always remember to taste good!
Why did the keychain get a promotion? Because it had the “keys” to success, even though it often lost them!