Why did the broom start dancing in the middle of cleaning? It heard the sweep-stakes were about to begin!
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What did the banana peel say to the person about to slip on it? “You’re in for a real “a-peel”-ing experience!”
How did the bookworm escape from the library? It crawled through the “exit” passage!
Why did the parrot get kicked out of the library? Because it kept “twittering” during the silent reading hours!
Why did the UFO visit Earth? To make new “earthly” friends and learn the art of intergalactic diplomacy!
What did the ice cream say when it was caught shoplifting? “I scream, you scream, we all scream for…legal representation!”
What did the chef say when the soup went missing? “It’s a real broth-en mystery!”
Why did the painter bring a ladder to the art gallery? Because he wanted to see the “highlights” of the exhibition!
Why did the alarm clock break up with the snooze button? Because it had enough of being “snoozed” around!
What did the circus giraffe do to fit into the clown car? It “stretched” itself to new heights of performance!