Why did the magician become a gardener? Because he wanted to make things “disappear” and then “reappear” as beautiful gardens!
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Why did the lightning bolt enroll in a fitness class? Because it wanted to become a “striking” example of energy!
What do you call bees that tell jokes? Comed-bee-ans – they’re always buzzing with laughter!
Why did the detective bring a pencil to the crime scene? To draw his own conclusions, of course!
Why did the sports car complain about the racetrack? It felt like it was just going in “circles” all the time!
Why was the ghost always well-dressed? Because it had a “boo”-tiful sense of style, even in the afterlife!
What did the dentist sing while working on a patient’s teeth? “Tooth be told, I love your smile!”
Why did the forgetful witch become a chef? Because she couldn’t remember the spells but could cook up some magical recipes!
Why was the tourist embarrassed at the Grand Canyon? Because they couldn’t find the exit for the “Grande Coffee”!