Why did the pen refuse to write? Because it wanted to “draw” attention to itself as a mischievous prankster!
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What do you call a cow’s comedy show? “Moo-haha” – it’s udderly hilarious!
Why did the pirate’s parrot get a time-out? Because it kept squawking “Aye, Aye, Captain” during nap time!
How did the magician’s pet rabbit become a math genius? It multiplied and divided itself into success!
What kind of music do spiders like to dance to? Anything with “web”-sational beats that get them tapping their eight feet!
Why did the mummy apply to work at the bakery? Because it wanted to “unwrap” its potential and “loaf” around!
What do you call an astronaut who sings in space? A “star-tist” – they make the universe sound melodious!
What do you call a cat that can perform magic tricks? A “purr-former” – watch it pull mice out of its hat!
Why did the plant start a band? Because it had “roots” in music and wanted to “grow” its fanbase!
What’s a ghost’s favorite breakfast? “Boo”-tter toast, of course! It’s the spookiest way to start the day!