Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was trying to “balance” its life!
Why don’t atoms trust each other? They make up everything, and they’re too “elementary” minded!
What’s orange and talks like a parrot? A “parrot”-talking carrot, of course!
Why did the mathematician avoid negative numbers? Because he had too many “positive” vibes!
What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A “drizzly” bear, seeking shelter!
Parallel lines have one common problem. They can’t stop “com-plaining” about not meeting!