Why did the scarecrow run for mayor? Because it was outstanding in its “field” of expertise!
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Did you hear about the cheese factory blast? It was a “grate” disaster; all that remained was de-brie!
When Frosty the Snowman meets Dracula, what’s the result? A frostbite on your nose!
Why don’t skeletons engage in combat? Because they lack the courage…and the flesh!
Why did the number zero compliment the number eight? Because it had such a “belt-er” figure!
How do you confuse a squirrel? Climb a tree and pretend you’re a nut!
What did one wall say to the other wall at the corner? “Let’s meet up in the middle and chat!”
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was truly “out-standing” in its field!