Why did the mathematician dislike negative numbers? Because he always wanted to stay “positive”!
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How do you host a party in space? You “planet” carefully and invite the stars!
Why don’t atoms trust each other? Because they make up everything, and they’re too “elementary” minded!
What’s orange and chats like a parrot? A “parrot”-talking carrot, naturally!
What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A “drenched” bear seeking shelter!