When Frosty the Snowman meets Dracula, what happens? Frostbite on your frosty nose!
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How does a tissue show off its dance moves? By adding a little “boogie” to its steps!
Why did the scarecrow enter politics? Because it had “field” experience and was truly “out-standing”!
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? It was a “grate” catastrophe; all that remained was de-brie!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it couldn’t find its “balance” in life!
Why did the number zero compliment the number eight? Because it said, “Nice belt!”
What did one wall at the corner say to the other wall? “Let’s meet up and have a chat!”
Why did the scarecrow earn an award? Because it was genuinely “out-standing” in its field!