How do you throw a party in outer space? You “planet” ahead of time and invite the entire cosmos!
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Why did the scarecrow earn a medal? Because it was exceptionally “out-standing” in its field!
What’s orange and repeats like a parrot? A “parrot”-talking carrot, naturally!
How do you create holy water? You boil it until it becomes “holier than thou”!
Why don’t atoms have trust in each other? They make up everything, and they’re too “elementary” minded!
Why don’t skeletons battle each other? Because they’re spineless and lack the guts!
Parallel lines struggle to parallel park; they just can’t seem to fit!
What do you call a bear caught in a rainstorm? A “drippy” bear seeking shelter!