Why did the mathematician steer clear of negative numbers? He believed in maintaining a “positive” attitude!
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How do you host a celestial party? You “planet” with the stars and dance among the galaxies!
How do you make holy water? You boil it until it’s “holy” enough to cleanse your soul!
Why don’t atoms trust each other? Because they make up everything and have “elementary” trust issues!
What do you call a bear caught in a rainstorm? A “drizzly” bear looking for cover!
When Frosty the Snowman meets Dracula, what happens? Frostbite on your frosty nose!
Why don’t skeletons have battles? They’re too “spineless” and lack the guts!
Parallel lines have a peculiar problem: they never seem to meet, even when they want to!