Why did the scarecrow aspire to be a politician? Because it wanted to be “out-standing” in a new field!
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What did one wall say to the other wall at the corner? “Let’s meet up and share some wall wisdom!”
How does a tissue dazzle with its dance moves? By adding a pinch of “boogie” to its steps!
Why did the scarecrow receive an award? Because it was truly “out-standing” in its field!
Why did the bear visit the dentist? To have its “bear-y” teeth checked and enjoy a dental adventure!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it couldn’t find its “balance” in life!
Why did the number zero compliment the number eight? Because it recognized a “belt-er” figure!
What’s orange and talks like a parrot? A “parrot”-talking carrot, naturally!