Why did the number eight admire the number zero? Because it had a “belt-er” figure worth complimenting!
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Why did the bear visit the dentist? To address its “bear”-y bad teeth and embrace a healthier smile!
What’s a mathematician’s ideal place in the Big Apple? Times Square, where equations light up the night!
Ever heard of a chicken in a band? It had a blast because it was the one with the drumsticks!
Why don’t astronauts use social media? They can’t snap selfies without gravity holding them down!
What recognition did the pumpkin receive? It was awarded for being the most “gourd-geous” veggie!
Why did the electron take a stroll? To explore, but it got quite a jolt on its journey!
Did you hear about the cheese factory catastrophe? It was a “grate” disaster; only de-brie remained!
When Frosty the Snowman crosses paths with Dracula, what occurs? Frostbite on your frosty nose!
Why don’t skeletons engage in battles? They’re too “spineless” and lack the guts, quite literally!