What do you call a bakery run by superheroes? “Flour Power” – they knead the dough and save the day!
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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy? Mars-bars, of course! They’re out of this world!
Why did the yogi bring a dictionary to class? To find the definition of “inflexible” and stretch its vocabulary!
Did you hear about the quantum mechanics party? It was a “wave” of excitement, but it’s impossible to pinpoint when it happened!
What kind of music do cows listen to when they’re feeling moody? Anything with a little “moo-dulation”!
What do coffee beans dream of at night? A world full of espresso-tunities and endless latte-nings!
Have you heard about the invention that prints newspaper articles directly onto cheese? It’s called “cheddar press”!
Why did the tree become a musician? Because it had strong roots in classical music and could really “leaf” an impression!
What do you call a secret society of lost socks? “The Invisi-socks” – they vanish mysteriously!