Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? Because he couldn’t see himself working there!
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How does a mouse feel after a night of dancing? A little “cheesy” and ready to “mous-tango” again!
Why did the forgetful baker make cookies with memory foam? So they’d always remember to taste good!
Why did the keychain get a promotion? Because it had the “keys” to success, even though it often lost them!
What do you call a bakery run by superheroes? “Flour Power” – they knead the dough and save the day!
How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change!
Did you hear about the quantum mechanics party? It was a “wave” of excitement, but it’s impossible to pinpoint when it happened!
What kind of music do cows listen to when they’re feeling moody? Anything with a little “moo-dulation”!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy? Mars-bars, of course! They’re out of this world!
Why did the yogi bring a dictionary to class? To find the definition of “inflexible” and stretch its vocabulary!