What did the chef say when the soup went missing? “It’s a real broth-en mystery!”
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Why did the painter bring a ladder to the art gallery? Because he wanted to see the “highlights” of the exhibition!
Why did the alarm clock break up with the snooze button? Because it had enough of being “snoozed” around!
What did the circus giraffe do to fit into the clown car? It “stretched” itself to new heights of performance!
Why did the flea go to gymnastics class? It wanted to learn the “flea flips” and “bugging out” routines!
Why was the computer so shy? Because it had too many “hardware” issues to socialize effectively!
Why did the basketball refuse to share with the team? Because it wanted to be the “center” of attention!
Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the garden? Because he wanted to see the “highlights” without bending over!
What did one tomato say to the other tomato that was lagging behind? “Ketchup!”