Why was the ghost always well-dressed? Because it had a “boo”-tiful sense of style, even in the afterlife!
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What did the dentist sing while working on a patient’s teeth? “Tooth be told, I love your smile!”
Why did the broom start dancing in the middle of cleaning? It heard the sweep-stakes were about to begin!
What did the banana peel say to the person about to slip on it? “You’re in for a real “a-peel”-ing experience!”
Why did the forgetful witch become a chef? Because she couldn’t remember the spells but could cook up some magical recipes!
Why was the tourist embarrassed at the Grand Canyon? Because they couldn’t find the exit for the “Grande Coffee”!
How did the bookworm escape from the library? It crawled through the “exit” passage!
Why did the parrot get kicked out of the library? Because it kept “twittering” during the silent reading hours!
Why did the UFO visit Earth? To make new “earthly” friends and learn the art of intergalactic diplomacy!
What did the ice cream say when it was caught shoplifting? “I scream, you scream, we all scream for…legal representation!”