How does a tissue dance? By catching the beat and doing the “sneezy” shuffle!
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Why did the scarecrow run for office? Because it knew how to “root” for the people!
Why do bicycles fall over so easily? Because they’re part of a secret society called “Lean on Me”!
Why don’t astronauts use social media? Because it’s impossible to post selfies without gravity!
What award did the pumpkin win? The one for being the most “gourd-geous” vegetable!
What’s a mathematician’s favorite place in New York? Times Square, because it’s full of problems!