What did one wall say to the other wall at the corner? “Let’s meet up in the middle and chat!”
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was truly “out-standing” in its field!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was trying to “balance” its life!
Why don’t atoms trust each other? They make up everything, and they’re too “elementary” minded!
What’s orange and talks like a parrot? A “parrot”-talking carrot, of course!
Why did the mathematician avoid negative numbers? Because he had too many “positive” vibes!