What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A “drenched” bear seeking shelter!
Why did the scarecrow run for mayor? Because it was outstanding in its “field” of expertise!
Did you hear about the cheese factory blast? It was a “grate” disaster; all that remained was de-brie!
When Frosty the Snowman meets Dracula, what’s the result? A frostbite on your nose!
Why don’t skeletons engage in combat? Because they lack the courage…and the flesh!
Why did the number zero compliment the number eight? Because it had such a “belt-er” figure!
How do you confuse a squirrel? Climb a tree and pretend you’re a nut!