What did one wall at the corner say to the other wall? “Let’s meet up and have a chat!”
Why did the scarecrow earn an award? Because it was genuinely “out-standing” in its field!
Why did the mathematician dislike negative numbers? Because he always wanted to stay “positive”!
How do you host a party in space? You “planet” carefully and invite the stars!
Why don’t atoms trust each other? Because they make up everything, and they’re too “elementary” minded!
What’s orange and chats like a parrot? A “parrot”-talking carrot, naturally!