Why don’t skeletons battle each other? Because they’re spineless and lack the guts!
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Parallel lines struggle to parallel park; they just can’t seem to fit!
What do you call a bear caught in a rainstorm? A “drippy” bear seeking shelter!
When Frosty the Snowman meets Dracula, what happens? Frostbite on your frosty nose!
How does a tissue show off its dance moves? By adding a little “boogie” to its steps!
Why did the scarecrow enter politics? Because it had “field” experience and was truly “out-standing”!
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? It was a “grate” catastrophe; all that remained was de-brie!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it couldn’t find its “balance” in life!
Why did the number zero compliment the number eight? Because it said, “Nice belt!”