Why did the mathematician avoid negative numbers? Because he believed in staying “positive”!
How do you throw a party in outer space? You “planet” ahead of time and invite the entire cosmos!
Why did the scarecrow earn a medal? Because it was exceptionally “out-standing” in its field!
How do you create holy water? You boil it until it becomes “holier than thou”!
Why don’t atoms have trust in each other? They make up everything, and they’re too “elementary” minded!
What’s orange and repeats like a parrot? A “parrot”-talking carrot, naturally!