When Frosty the Snowman meets Dracula, what happens? Frostbite on your frosty nose!
When Frosty the Snowman meets Dracula, what happens? Frostbite on your frosty nose!
Why don’t skeletons have battles? They’re too “spineless” and lack the guts!
Parallel lines have a peculiar problem: they never seem to meet, even when they want to!
What did one wall say to the other wall at the corner? “Let’s meet up and exchange stories!”
How does a tissue show off its dance moves? By adding a little “boogie” to its steps!
Why did the scarecrow enter politics? Because it wanted to be “out-standing” in a different field!
Did you hear about the cheese factory mishap? It was a “grate” disaster; all that remained was de-brie!