Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it couldn’t find its “balance” in life!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it couldn’t find its “balance” in life!
Why did the number zero compliment the number eight? Because it recognized a “belt-er” figure!
What’s orange and talks like a parrot? A “parrot”-talking carrot, naturally!
Why did the mathematician steer clear of negative numbers? He believed in maintaining a “positive” attitude!
How do you host a celestial party? You “planet” with the stars and dance among the galaxies!
How do you make holy water? You boil it until it’s “holy” enough to cleanse your soul!
Why don’t atoms trust each other? Because they make up everything and have “elementary” trust issues!
What do you call a bear caught in a rainstorm? A “drizzly” bear looking for cover!