Why was the time-traveling watch always late? Because it couldn’t “watch” its own back and time-traveled into traffic jams!
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Why did the cloud become friends with the wind? Because it enjoyed making “air”-y friends and being a breath of fresh air!
Why did the talking clock get hired as a motivational speaker? Because it knew how to “tick” people off to success!
Why did the haunted house get a bad Yelp review? Because it was “ghoul-ty” of scaring away all the guests!
Why did the pen refuse to write? Because it wanted to “draw” attention to itself as a mischievous prankster!
What do you call a cow’s comedy show? “Moo-haha” – it’s udderly hilarious!
Why did the pirate’s parrot get a time-out? Because it kept squawking “Aye, Aye, Captain” during nap time!
How did the magician’s pet rabbit become a math genius? It multiplied and divided itself into success!
What kind of music do spiders like to dance to? Anything with “web”-sational beats that get them tapping their eight feet!
Why did the mummy apply to work at the bakery? Because it wanted to “unwrap” its potential and “loaf” around!