Why did the watermelon bounce up and down? Because it’s “melon”-choly!
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Why did the banana perform on stage? Because it had great “a-peel” to the audience!
Why did the hamburger start a band? Because it loved “bun-thumping” beats!
Why did the giraffe play soccer? Because it wanted to use its neck for headers!
Why did the chair always have something to say? Because it had a great “cushion” for words!
What did the rainbow say when it told a joke? It had a “colorful” punchline!
What did the pineapple say during its comedy show? It “spiked” the punchline!
Why did the pancake join the circus? Because it had flipping great skills!