Why did the pirate bring a ladder to the treasure chest? Because he wanted to get to the “high seas” of riches!
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How does a submarine take flight? When it’s made of “sub-air-eans” – it’s a flying sub with underwater wings!
What did the tornado say to the hurricane? “You’re just a big blowhard!”
Why did the owl bring a book to the tree? Because it wanted to be a “wise” old owl with a library in its branches!
What’s a mummy’s favorite type of food? “Wrap”-sody! It loves anything that’s “bandage”-d with flavor!
Why did the toaster ponder the meaning of life? Because it wanted to know if it was “toast”ally fulfilled!
Why did the lighthouse start a band? Because it wanted to “shine” in the world of music and guide sailors to the groove!
Why did the spoon go to the gym? Because it wanted to get in shape for the upcoming “bowl-ing” tournament!
What did the tomato say before joining the soccer game? “Ketchup” to the action, or you’ll miss the goal!
Why did the cheese suddenly vanish from the fridge? Because it heard there was a mouse “party” in the kitchen!